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Meet the Boys
Six certified heartbreakers, zero real boyfriends between them. Every booking is handled with total discretion and questionable judgement.
The RomanticMarcello, 28
🇮🇹 Milan
Will make eye contact across the room. Then keep doing it for 45 uncomfortable minutes.
Marcello was raised on homemade pasta and unearned confidence. He speaks four languages, three of them exclusively during slow dancing. Certified in candle-light aromatherapy and in stealing fries off your plate "because sharing is intimacy". His hugs have been described as "legally binding" by two exes and one notary.
- Slow-dancing in kitchens
- Fry stealing
- Whispering "bellissima" at furniture
“Ciao. I have already emotionally supported you today. You're welcome.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
The Big SpoonSergei, 33
🇷🇺 Siberia
190 cm of coziness. Falls asleep mid-date, still gives 110%.
Sergei comes from a small village where winters are cold and hugs are colder-proof. Professional big spoon, regional bear-hug champion 2019–2024. Warning: once he starts cuddling, escaping requires three written notices and a village elder. His snoring has been described as a "gentle chainsaw symphony".
- Professional spooning (all utensils)
- Bear hugs with consent paperwork
- Warming cold feet (literally)
“Is cold outside. Come here. I fix.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
The Gym BroJustin, 25
🇺🇸 California
Can deadlift you AND your emotional baggage. Will comment on your squat form.
Justin spends 2 hours a day at the gym and 22 hours a day talking about the gym. He will carry you up three flights of stairs "for the reps" and hand you a protein shake instead of a tissue when you cry. His love language is spotting you, bro. It's the only language.
- Gym dates (non-negotiable)
- Emotional spotting
- Flexing on command
“Bro. Respectfully. That hug had terrible form. Again.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
The Boyband LegendFabio, 29
🇦🇹 Vienna
Former boyband member. Regional. 2011. One hit. Huge in one village.
Fabio harmonizes with the microwave and serenades the dishwasher. He owns one sequin jacket and zero shame. Every date includes a live concert, whether you requested one or not. His power ballads have moved grown men to tears — mostly because they couldn't find the exit.
- Unrequested serenades
- Finger-guns with feeling
- Matching outfits (he brought you one)
“This next song is about you. It's also about the microwave. It's complicated.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
The MysteryDmitri, 35
🕵️ Undisclosed
Claims to be an ex-spy. Owns exactly one turtleneck. It's always the same one.
Dmitri will tell you a four-hour story that ends with "...and then I bought the boat." He never explains the boat. He arrives precisely on time, always dressed in black, occasionally through a window. Dating him feels like a mission briefing, but romantic. Probably. Maybe. That's classified.
- Mysterious silences
- Making grocery runs feel covert
- Disappearing (only emotionally)
“I could tell you what I do for a living. But then I would have to date you.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
The SweetheartBenny, 26
🇩🇪 Munich
Bakes cookies. Cries at weddings AND shampoo commercials. His mum already loves you.
Benny is 100% boyfriend material and unfortunately also 100% friend-shaped. He remembers your coffee order, your birthday, and that weird thing you said in 2019 that you thought everyone forgot. Comes with a homemade mixtape. Track one is just him breathing nervously.
- Emotional availability (excessive)
- Cookie-based manipulation
- Meeting the parents (his, immediately)
“I made you a playlist. It's six hours. I have questions about track 14.”
from 10,00 € · free cancellation (he'll cry, though)
the menu 💅
Services & Pricing
Every service is 100% fictitious. The prices are 100% real-fake. Combine them freely — the boys are professionals.
Cuddle Session (30 min)
25,00 €Pure, wholesome, aggressively comfortable. Blanket fort included.
Big Spoon Experience
35,00 €Choose big or little spoon. Sergei offers both roles simultaneously.
Deep & Meaningful Conversation™
15,00 €About your ex? Absolutely not. About the boat? Constantly.
Shirtless Dishwashing
30,00 €Your kitchen has never been cleaner or gayer. Apron optional, confidence mandatory.
Schnitzel & Compliments
40,00 €He cooks. He flatters. He calls you "Chef" even though you did nothing.
Awkward Morning Coffee
10,00 €He doesn't even drink coffee. He just wanted to see you. It shows.
Gym Motivation (Yelling)
15,00 €One rep for you, two reps for the boys. He believes in you more than your last three managers combined.
Slow-Motion Beach Walk
45,00 €Wind machine rented separately. Strong Nicholas Sparks energy.
Simp On Demand
20,00 €60 minutes of uninterrupted "good morning beautiful" texts. Reply speed: suspiciously instant.
Boyfriend-for-a-Photo-Op
25,00 €Hand on shoulder, adoring gaze. Perfect for family events and revenge posts.
🚚 Delivery: emotional availability within 3–5 business hours.
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What Our Clients Say
“He remembered my birthday AND my coffee order. I am officially ruined for real men.”
“Sergei fell asleep 20 minutes in and it was still the best date of my life. 10/10 would nap again.”
“Booked the shirtless dishwashing. My kitchen has never been cleaner or gayer. My flatmate has fled.”
“Dmitri told me about the boat for four hours. I still don't know what the boat is. Five stars, no notes.”
“Fabio sang at my grandma's birthday. She thinks he's my boyfriend now. He might be?”
“Benny's mum invited me to Christmas. I've known him for two hours. Send help (and cookies).”
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